“Yes I Shot 14 Times” Malema Sets Courtroom Ablaze, People Break Into Laughter, Tells About His Home

The East London Magistrates’ Court transformed into an arena of high drama today as EFF President Julius Malema took the stand. In what can only be described as a theatrical performance befitting the grandeur of a Shakespearean play, Malema’s testimony captivated a nation.

Wearing his signature red beret and a fiery expression, Malema strode into the courtroom as if entering a political rally. The air was thick with anticipation, and the gallery was packed to the rafters with supporters, detractors, and curious onlookers.

As he took his place at the witness stand, Malema wasted no time in launching into a passionate monologue. “I come from the township where crime is very high,” he began, his voice resonating through the courtroom. “When there is a shooting, we never ask who shot the gun or where it came from. We all go for cover, whether it’s real or not.”

The crowd hung on his every word, and the magistrate struggled to maintain order as murmurs of agreement rippled through the audience. Malema continued, recounting his harrowing experiences with the kind of vivid detail that painted a picture more gripping than any blockbuster movie.

“Even today,” he declared, pausing for dramatic effect, “at the Presidential Inauguration 2024, they had to tell the audience about the 21-gun salute to prevent panic.” His statement elicited gasps and nods of understanding, highlighting the deep-rooted fear and resilience of his upbringing.

Throughout his testimony, Malema’s charisma and conviction turned a routine legal proceeding into an unforgettable spectacle. His words not only defended his actions but also underscored the larger socio-economic issues plaguing South Africa.

As the session concluded, Malema left the stand amid a wave of applause and cheers. His performance today was not just a legal defense but a rallying cry for his followers, cementing his status as a political titan capable of transforming any stage into his pulpit.

In the court of public opinion, at least, Malema had already won.